One Of These Days
by: Erma Bombeck
One of these days you'll explode
and shout to all the kids,
"Why don't you just grow up and act your age?"
And, they will...
"Or, You guys get outside and find something to do...
without hurting each other..
and don't slam the door!"
And they don't...
You'll straighten their bedroom until it's all neat and tidy,
toys displayed on the shelf....
hangers in the closet...
animals caged...
You'll yell..."Now I want it to stay this way!"
And it will
You will prepare a perfect dinner
with a salad that hasn't had all the olives picked out
and a cake with no finger traces in the icing
and you will say,
"Now this meal is for company!"
And you will eat it alone....
You'll yell, "I want complete privacy on the phone! No screaming, do you hear me?"
And no one will answer....
No more plastic tablecloths stained,
No more dandelion bouquets,
No more iron on patches,
No more wet, knotted shoelaces, muddy boots,
or rubberbands for ponytails.
Imagine, a lipstick with a point!
No babysitters for New Year's Eve!
Washing clothes once a week!
No more PTA meetings or silly school plays
where your child is a tree, or a little dutch girl named Mena,
no car pools, blaring stereos or forgotten lunch money.
No more Christmas presents made of library paste and toothpicks.
No wet oatmeal kisses,
No more tooth fairy,
No more giggles in the dark, scraped knees to kiss
or sticky fingers to clean.
Only a voice asking,
Why Don't You Grow Up?"
And the silence echoes:
"I did"
Treasure your babies
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